Waiting for election results... (I'm starting to get twitchy.)

It is infuriating that Dave sent out that slanderous lie about my father. Hopefully, the people of the 83rd District voted wisely for the public servant and not the lying idiot puke of pharmacyville. If that idiot will lie to get the job, won't he lie to us in any other event which suits his purpose? I hope Dad sues. (Really, I do. Please, Dad?)
-A

P.S. Dave, paying your taxes on time would be the principled act, but since you're not a man of integrity I suppose you can just ignore this note.

The Lost Events

Being abroad is lovely for many reasons, but it is also tough to miss the important events in the lives of family and friends. Here are three I'm missing now.

1. The final days of my Dad's campaign (He's the best man I know!)
2. My grandma's 38th birthday
3. The impending birth of my friend Vanessa's daughter

It is hard to not be around to support, encourage, and/or celebrate for these important events. I hope they know I'm with them in spirit.

On a related note: Vote on March 4th. When else does the government ask for your opinion?